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Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot

 

It’s been a few months since we looked at some of the crazy spam messages that FilmVerse has received, so it’s time to revisit this nonsense.  As before, the messages are left intact with all their creative spelling, grammar, and punctuation for your enjoyment.

“Hi I’m a scammer, check out my site.”
— I’m a scammer

(Let’s hear it for honesty!)

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— kfzversicherung

(I strive for pretty sections of content.)

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— pos graduacao em psicologia

(Well, shucks.)

“Hello There. I discovered your weblog using msn. That is a really neatly written article. I’ll be sure to bookmark it and come back to learn extra of your helpful information. Thanks for the post. I’ll certainly comeback.”
— water softener

(Hmm…did you and pos graduacao em psicologia put your heads together when you wrote your messages?)

“A person necessarily help to make critically articles I might state. That is the first time I frequented your web page and up to now? I amazed with the research you made to make this particular put up incredible. Excellent activity!”
— secretpoolparty

(I strive for excellent activity.)

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— sanjosemoldremoval

(I’m not sure if I’m an expert in proportion and I doubt if I can contact extra approximately.)

“Magnificent points altogether, you just won a new reader. What might you recommend about your put up that you made a few days in the past? Any positive?”
— sanjoseapplianceinstallation

(I’ve been told to shut up, but I’m not so sure about put up.)

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— sandiegoasbestosremoval

(California must be a spam haven with messages coming out of San Jose and San Diego.)

“I simply could not go away your site before suggesting that I actually enjoyed the standard info an individual supply to your guests? Is gonna be back incessantly in order to check up on new posts”
— rememberingsteve

(Perhaps instead of remembering Steve, you should be remembering English.)

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— leadsenespanol

(I’m glad I could help you understand the topic of movies and TV.  I know it’s so difficult for some people to grasp.)

“I just like the helpful information you supply for your articles. I’ll bookmark your weblog and test again here frequently. I am reasonably sure I will be told a lot of new stuff proper here! Good luck for the following!”
— inboundacademy

(Just make sure you study this time!)

“Hello my family member! I want to say that this article is amazing, great written and come with almost all important infos. I’d like to look extra posts like this .”
— homeautomation123

(I don’t remember having a home automation as a family member…)

“You can certainly see your skills in the paintings you write. The sector hopes for more passionate writers like you who are not afraid to mention how they believe. Always follow your heart.”
— antonyokeller

(I write paintings?)

“Terrific paintings! That is the kind of info that should be shared around the internet. Disgrace on the search engines for no longer positioning this publish upper! Come on over and visit my website . Thanks =)”
— IMT-610N injector cleaner

(I’d better double check to make sure I’m doing the right thing.  I thought I was writing words and sentences, not creating paintings.  Maybe I’m wrong.)

“You’re really a just right webmaster. The web site loading velocity is incredible. It seems that you’re doing any unique trick. Also, The contents are masterwork. you’ve done a excellent process on this subject!”
— professional manufacturer of wheel aligner, injector cleaner, smoke machine,a/c service station and more

(I’m pretty sure the web site loading velocity is completely out of my control, but who am I to argue with a professional manufacturer of wheel aligner, injector cleaner, smoke machine, a/c service station and more?)

“Wow, amazing weblog format! How lengthy have you been running a blog for? you make running a blog look easy. The total glance of your website is excellent, as smartly as the content!”
— FlexCCD wheel aligner

(I hope he can align wheels better than he can write syntax.)

“I have been exploring for a little bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts on this kind of space . Exploring in Yahoo I eventually stumbled upon this website. Reading this info So i’m glad to exhibit that I’ve a very excellent uncanny feeling I found out exactly what I needed. I most indisputably will make certain to don?t put out of your mind this site and give it a glance regularly.”
— meikoleavethelightson

(Thanks?)

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(I’m pretty sure the name of this author is written in the language of the aliens in Signs.)

“I have learn some just right stuff here. Definitely worth bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how a lot attempt you place to make the sort of great informative website.”
— wuasabi

(Here’s something else you might want to learn–the English language.)

“This really is a excellent common sense write-up. Really beneficial to 1 who is just locating the resouces about this part. It will undoubtedly aid educate me. 915662”
— URL

(I hope to aid educate more people.)

“Hi there, just become alert to your weblog through Google, and found that it is truly informative. I am going to watch out for brussels. I�ll appreciate should you proceed this in future. Many other people might be benefited out of your writing. Cheers!”
— [name withheld due to vulgarity]

(WATCH OUT!  BRUSSELS!!!)

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2 comments on “Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot

  1. BTW my friend, I’ve nominated you and your blogging for a Liebster Award. If you’re up for it, great! Otherwise, no worries. Thanks.

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